Egg Season Gone, Stores Full of Discounts

25 May 2009 ~ 0 Comments

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Since spring is already here, we have to look at the numerous egg-like presents that are produced for this years Easter. As it always happens, especially now with the world crisis, lots of these products remain unsold and now register serious discounts.

The odd egg splitter is a little cup shaped as a face, in witch you place un-boiled eggs, to set apart the egg white. This will come out a nostril…
Computerized eggs that are painted in black and green with 1 and 0, just like in Matrix.
The mobile phone egg, is a small phone with four basic functions, specially designed for small children.
The light source egg is a hanging light, shaped as a 12 egg holder. Pretty depressing if you ask me.
The egg chair is an ergonomic chair, with a white and yellow pillow shaped as an egg.
For people with bad circulation, there’s the hand warmer shaped as an egg.
The printer egg is a small printer shaped exactly like and egg. It work on USB, and prints out only small things like labels.
The eggs ipod protective cases are generic covers for the player, that make it look like an egg.
Then, we have the speakers shaped like an egg, which can be used as a useful accessory for cell phones and mp4 players.
A device with a terrifying name is the egg crusher. It’s not anything spooky though, it’s only used for crushing boiled eggs.
The egg mp3 player is an mp3 player, just as the title says. With a few basic functions, this device can do a good job, but unfortunately it’s harder to carry around since it’s all roundly and white.

Of course, there are plenty more gadgets to look over, from hair clips to egg dresses (which seem awful to even consider). Some of them were pretty, others not so pretty, this is mainly why they still lay in stores, hoping for some latte shoppers to come in and get them. Well, never mind, there will be plenty of time next year.